10 things I hate about packing tape

I hate the way you to stick to yourself

and everything else in the way

I hate that your end is impossible to find

and how your split and tear and never seem to stay

I hate that obnoxious sound you make

and the way you read my mind

I hate you so much it makes me sick

it even makes me rhyme

I hate the way you're always right

I hate it when you lie

I hate it when you make me laugh

even worse when you make me cry

I hate it when you're not around

and the fact you didn't call

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you

not even close

not even a little bit

not even at all

Moving sucks and cheap packing tape really takes the cake for making it one of my least favorite things in the world. I couldn't actually think of 10 things I hated about packing tape, so naturally I stole the rest of the poem from "10 Things I Hate About You." Thank you Julia Stiles for making this blog post possible through your expression of how much you lovingly hate Heath Ledger.

I still love this movie y'all!